Craiglist Post: Too Funny

"SEE THEM, RIDE THEM, KICK THEIR TIRES...
Tuesday August 7th 2007, Porter Square CAMBRIDGE/SOMERVILLE.
At TAGS HARDWARE STORE...Next to SHAWS MARKET, 6:30pm
Porter Square RED LINE t-Stop.

If you cant make this meeting, I will update this posting with bikes that are still available after tonight.
617-407-9118"

The best part is that the person named every bike. He has 13 bikes and each has their own name from Wonder Woman, Amanda, Sally, Michelle, Sara, Timmy, Alison, Billy, Peter, Kim, Michael, Tony, & Jack.