Sunday, December 17, 2006

Juicy Couture :Not Couture?

As we know: "Haute Couture is a French phrase for high fashion. Couture means dressmaking, sewing, or needlework and haute means elegant or high, so the two combined imply excellent artistry with the fashioning of garments. The purchase of a haute couture model garment is at the top level of hand customised fashion design and clothing construction made by a couture design house. A model haute couture garment is made specifically for the wearer's measurements and body stance. The made to measure exclusive clothes are virtually made by hand, carefully interlined, stay taped and fitted to perfection for each client." I didn't feel like writing up a long paragraph for it's true meaning. However, recently the craze of Juicy Couture which has been around for i'd say the past few years is growing;eventhough, the clothing really isn't couture. After thinking about this for a while it really doesn't matter because just having the name juicy sounds like a description of a freshly picked apple or some overly descriptive sexual adjective, with couture added to the end of it something incredible is created. Sadly, the company is just an excuse to wear sweat clothes in public. For the women's clothes juicy pretty much sums up the crap that britney spears wore to her "Overly Packed White Trash" secret & accidental wedding in Las Vegas during January earlier this year. Someone needs to make a timeline of the trashtastic events which Britney Spears canbe associated with this year. That only describes the women's clothing. I didn't mean to describe Juicy clothing as white trash; coincidentally, she happened to wear an all-pink track suit which seemed to be made by them. The men's juicy can sometimes be cool. The finest men's outfit by them was their fur-lined hoody found at bloomingdales, nordstrom, or saks. Except, some of their clothing looks straight from the Sopranos. The mobsters often wear track suits and everytime I look at their tracksuits....I think.........Tony Get the Fuck down here would ya....... hey pussy you fat fuck.

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